Dear Air Force members,
Congress elections usually aren’t a big deal. But since there are so many candidates, so few votes (the leading candidate only has 6 votes – no, it’s not me) and an undefined number of “winners”, I require your support one more time.
Vote Ziehen and get the representation this Air Force deserves!
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Vote Ziehen and CFP for Congress!
Hey Guy’s this is Marshal Oberst543.
This is basically what happened last week.
ACP – Blah blah blah being a dictatorship blah blah blah..
Nachos – Now the largest Army on Club Penguin..
WW – Lazy like usual d:
IW – Doing pretty good I’m guessing..
UMA – Lots of retirements.
FW – Massive Recruiting and so on..
and finally:
RPF – After 3 attempted polls, Furbur27 is now the RPF Leader. But he demotes Ziehen O: . Is this because of Ziehen trying to run for RPF Leader again? Or is it just what is needed to be done? No. xD Either way Elitesof is now the Air Force leader… which will either save or destroy us. *hopefully saves us*
That’s all for now.
~Oberst543~
Dear Air Force members,
We have experienced a few hours under the leadership of Furbur27 and already he has brought misery upon the Air Force.
This morning, when I read the “daily news” on the RPF site I thought “Furbur27 is new leader. This better be good or better than hell.” There was a nice link that shows the new ranks (in effect as of publishing date) on a seperate site. To my amazement, shock, frustration and bitter cursing of his name, I was demoted. However, only the last action of mine might have been helpful. But written in “ink” is written in “ink”. And signed is signed. Even if the Leader recognizes the stupidity of the signature after when the nation has been bombed by nuclear weaponry. But that’s another chapter that doesn’t fit in here but under the U.S. History Series.
So, to be more precise. I have been demoted to Air Force Head General and Elitesof has been transferred to Air Force as a Warlord. Fuck. Oberst543 joins us as a Marshal. Hurray – someone that I can get along with, regardless of ranks or not. I’m afraid that my demotion and HIS “promotion” (in relation to my demotion) is stronger than my happy greetings passed on toward Oberst543.
You know what we need to do: get the CFP up as quickly as possible! Furbur27 has posted a poll with 19 eligible congressmen. I wish for all of you to vote Ziehen and not Elitesof. Hell, I’d prefer it if you’d vote anyone EXCEPT Elitesof. That’s all for now.
Live long and prosper. And please join the CFP immediately if you don’t wish to receive any brain damage from this chaos.
Sincerely,
Ziehen, apparent Air Force Head General
“I lost my authority, but not my honor and passion in serving you for the best success as a whole group/branch.”
Dear Air Force members,
As I recall from about a month ago, you all joined the CFP (unofficial or not). Well, now it’s time to get the passion for opposition party going again! Because I am officially re-opening the CFP and you are all invited?
What: CFP Party Invitation
When? ASAP!
Where? Click here!
Why? Because this is your army: you need them, but right now they need you MORE!
How? By joining the CFP!
Thank you for your attention.
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Air Force Warlord, Vote Dj ’til the bitter end!
Dear Air Force members,
I am, of course, only your Leader right now (remember that the campaign was fused with Dj’s but considered “dead”; just like company A getting bought by company B). However, if we win the election – and oh, we will! – you will see a new leader coming in. His name? Elitesof. We all know him as the FGR founder and former leader and a veteran with a long history. I think he has been active longer than me! And I’ve been here more than two full years!
So you see, to anyone who doubts my successor’s experience, they need a reality check and just smarten up. He has the leadership experience also and boy, he can sustain the recovery process of the Air Force. In fact, I believe our monthly hits will be at least as high as February’s: 610. We are currently at 505. That’s more than March, April, May, and June combined! Good job, Air Force!
The designated hand-over will occur on Wednesday, 12 August, 2009, when the presidential term ends.
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Air Force Warlord, Vote DJ!
EDIT: SOME OF YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. YOU THOUGHT I’D DROP OUT OF THE RACE; WRONG! I AM STILL RUNNING, BUT TOGETHER WITH DJ AND FIASCO121. WHEN THE POLLS CLOSE, OUR VOTES WILL BE TALLIED TOGETHER – LIKE A GRAND COALITION.
Dear Air Force and CFP members,
what I am about to announce was not an easy decision for myself. We set goals, we already accomplished a lot of them from the list, but it – the fact – was getting more inevitable by the minute: we couldn’t win this election by ourselves. My good partner, Dj, was already leading the polls. Looking at his character, which was more human than any politican I’ve ever seen, he deserved to be. I am consequent with my actions. I stated yesterday that my campaign be suspended until I would receive a reply from Dj. He accepted the offer, I am an administrator on the campaign site like all other bloggers there, and so the dice has fallen. I AM MERGING WITH DJ’S CAMPAIGN. I LOSE MY “SOVEREIGNITY”, BUT I AM STILL IN THE ELECTIONS. VOTE DJ, FIASCO121 OR ME!
I call upon all Air Force and CFP members to not hesitate and immediately support Dj, Fiasco, and myself. It’s important that we gather as many members into the tri-force because Furbur already has support from the General Staff. But we have more people: normal citizens and loyal non-commissioned officers. But this is a democracy and everyone’s voice shall be heard. We represent the plain citizen of this Federation and we will win above all others who stand against this Campaign of Three!
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force, Vote Dj for RPF Leader August ‘09!
Visit http://djforrpfleader09.wordpress.com/ for more information!
Dear Air Force and CFP members,
due to the unrest that has been provided by unfair privileges granted to Furbur27 by the authorities, I have offered a merger with my closest “partner” of all opponents: Djgtjvgyhxgy. He openly stated that he would support me as leader; that truly takes humility and human touch from a politican. No, Dj, if I may abbreviate his name due to the good terms of the friendship, is not a politican: he is a true human-being who does not let his mind be brainwashed by the lust for power. I dare say that he may be the first leader-in-the-making to NOT use propaganda or cold-blooded attacks against his opponents. I’m afraid that I’ve been crouching there for minutes just to point out mistakes by my opponents and shout it out at the top of my typing skills. Everyone has done this to everyone; except Dj.
Let’s get down to the point. I AM HEREBY TEMPORARILY SUSPENDING MY CAMPAIGN TO AWAIT THE REACTION OF DJ TO MY MERGER OFFER. IF IT IS SUCCESSFUL, THEN I SHALL CEASE MY CAMPAIGN AND RESIGN FROM THE CANDIDACY THAT I HAD STATED EARLIER.
I deeply apologize to all supporters but urge them to support Dj, Fiasco121, and myself – but mainly Dj – in the future until the election day finally comes. Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerel,y
Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force, Presidential candidate – suspended campaign
Dear Airforce members,
we have finally reached a new mark in hits – 9,000! IT’S OVER NINE THOUSANNDDD! Just kidding – until YOU have viewed this for a complete minute. The last we celebrated a new thousands mark was in March. March 14th was the last date that a post was published before the unfortunate three-and-a-half month death of the site. We basically achieved a thousand hits in three weeks! CONGRATULATIONS!
Now on to the second part of the post: a year ago. What was a year ago, exactly to the date? 25 July, 2008… do the historians remember? Of course not, those damn biased bastards. On 25 July, 2008 the polls closed and I stood there, having gotten 40% of the 650 votes, as the winner. My closest rival, John Borne, only scored 30%. Imagine: 10% lead over the second-best! Well, that was then. Times have changed, so has the responsibility of the citizen to stay loyal. Am I calling everyone a traitor? No! I’m just calling them a politican-citizen. What? That’s right, a politican-citizen. Instead of getting abused in financial and social ways by their politicans, they do the opposite – they betray the politicans they once used to support. All those 260+ supporters a year ago are mostly gone. Oh well.
“Honesty is such a lonely word. Everyone is so untrue.”
- Billy Joel, “Honesty”, 1979, (Is an American; for those are limited to American beliefs, rather than globalization)
Dear Air Force members,
I wish to get the chat going again. Here is the link: http://xat.com/RPF_Air_Force This link is also found on the chat page along with the main RPF chat link (in case you weren’t aware of it or even forgot). I need to assign owners and moderators. Please visit the chat and leave ONE MESSAGE ON MAIN MESSAGE. If every active member does this, all their names will remain in the visitor list after they logged off. Then I’ll know who is active and next time when I see them online (given they’re on my buddy list), I can moderate or even owner them. All clear to you? Great!
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force (Warlord-in-Charge), presidential candidate/CFP Chairman, Vote Ziehen Aug. ‘09!
PS: I added Vice-Chairman and presidential advisor Casiusbrutus to the blogger list.
“Alex N., report to the administrator please. Alex N. to the administrator. Thank You.”
Dear Air Force members,
I present to you: “News this Week”. In news this week: nothing! Or at least such a quantity, that if it were to be rounded to the nearest WHOLE number, it would be rounded DOWN to ZERO! And because we present news on a “rounding to decent number place” basis, there are no headlines today.
Oh wait! There is news; but of course not concerning the internal affairs directly. They rather presented external news on the RPF site. Army rankings… hey look, it actually mentions RPF in news for once! But it’s bad news, as we are placed seventh in army rankings (I’m assuming “size”), along with the UMA and WW. We also had a better-than-horrible Practice Battle outcome against WW, i.e. fifteen people. But I don’t get “Now dark blue”, as Fiasco wrote. Are we dark blue now? No idea what he wants us to interprete from those three words.
Well, that’s all I can think of right now. I too haven’t posted at regular intervals because there just isn’t anything to post. Remember that I don’t make the news; most of the time the news comes from the RPF Headquarters, alias Main Site.
The election is coming ever closer. Stay excited and loyal to the party!
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force (Warlord-in-Charge), Presidential candidate/CFP Chairman, Vote Ziehen Aug. ‘09!
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