Dear RPF Air Force members,
Your Branch Leader has left you. Not fully against his will, but not fully with his will, either. For you see, he has been promoted. And his successor, “Usa”, doesn’t think fondly of this blog and your chat, or blogs and chats in general. So bear with your supervisor, whomever he may be, for now.
And no, I won’t help you, it is NOT my f**… – I mean damn – problem, anyway!
Sincerely,
Ziehen, RF Chancellor/Leader
Dear Air Force members,
As you probably already found out, I am the NRF Chancellor/Leader and Founder. I am offering you, the Air Force, the oppurtunity for DUAL, yes you read right, NRF-RPF DUAL MEMBERSHIP. If RPF fails, you can still apologize for your criticism to us and if we get blown up due to foreign sabotage or similar, you still have RPF, which is currently still better than nothing. Anyone joining from the Air Force gets a General rank.
Click for a better CP Army future!
Sincerely,
Ziehen, NRF Chancellor/Leader
Crazyboy: Hello AF members, Ziehen has left RPF, and has made me new RPF AF Warlord. That’s all for now. ~Actually, Alex N is…
Ziehen: Please, no lies. You are Warlord and that’s that. Not some second-class reservist drafted in the outskirts of Fort Worth or somewhere similar.
Dear Air Force members,
I apologize for the long delay on posts. I was on vacation and with some crappy hotel WLAN connections comes crappy Warlord performance (unfortunately). Anyway, here are the news in their respective categories:
Air Force Internal: Nothing new, although I’m thinking of a PB against other branches and a recruitment event. For ranks see post below or the ranks page.
RPF Internal: Dj and Fiasco121 have both retired. Dj felt betrayed by his troops’ disrepect and disloyalty, while Fiasco121 simply had enough of RPF and CP Armies.
USRPF Politics: The featued party, CFP, has lost both of its congressmen. It is on the verge of disolution, and the two key members left, Secretary General Casisubrutus and myself, are coming up with a solution. YOU can help by joining the CFP and attending meetings at chat!
International: RPF has lost its capital to the UMA. Meanwhile, RPF and FGR have merged. I have requested a congress meeting from acting Head of Congress Bleumissy. It shall be tonight, time arranged by her.
Sincerely,
Ziehen, CFP Chairman, Air Force Warlord, MC
Dear Air Force members,
It’s simply too early for Christmas, but we can hope for it; especially if you are stuck in humid 98° like me with no sign of a cool down on the weekend.
I have updated the ranks, and not eaten the partrige from the pear tree that I don’t own – I prefer Williams Christ pears. We have two new marshals, Apocolypse66 and Crazyboy and a new Head General to replace my old spot, Taylor455. For those who think that Taylor455 and I will have long, pointless rhetoric fights like two years ago, you are stupid, wrong and should eat grass, for we are cooperating (for once or again).
Sincerely,
Ziehen, CFP Chairman, Air Force Warlord, MC
Dear Air Force members,
This is Ziehen speaking – Air Force Warlord Ziehen. I have been reinstated by Leader Furbur27 just now. This of course makes me Branch Leader and only Administrator – once again. And since I’m on vacation, you will see me only at the “sidelines” and not in the focus of attention. I hope Oberst543 or the new Head General will take over until I return.
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Air Force Warlord, CFP Chairman, MC
Dear Air Force members,
On behalf of the CFP, the candidates, and myself, I’d like to thank you genuinely for your support during the Congress elections. We officially have two congressmen in office, and the third one, Dj, is as good as certain, as well. That would give us a third of congress in our voting power. Thank You! Elitesof is also in Congress, although he somehow got 5 extra votes to beat me – however, that was already after the closure, so I win. xP Suck it, rofl.
1. Ziehen 18%
2. Fiasco121 16%
3. Karakoran 12%
4. Elitesof 10%
5. Alex N 5%
5. Clear Ice 42 5%
(CFP = 34%!)
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Air Force Head General (?), CFP Chairman and MC (Member of Congress)
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Dear Air Force members,
Congress elections usually aren’t a big deal. But since there are so many candidates, so few votes (the leading candidate only has 6 votes – no, it’s not me) and an undefined number of “winners”, I require your support one more time.
Vote Ziehen and get the representation this Air Force deserves!
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Vote Ziehen and CFP for Congress!
Dear Air Force members,
We have experienced a few hours under the leadership of Furbur27 and already he has brought misery upon the Air Force.
This morning, when I read the “daily news” on the RPF site I thought “Furbur27 is new leader. This better be good or better than hell.” There was a nice link that shows the new ranks (in effect as of publishing date) on a seperate site. To my amazement, shock, frustration and bitter cursing of his name, I was demoted. However, only the last action of mine might have been helpful. But written in “ink” is written in “ink”. And signed is signed. Even if the Leader recognizes the stupidity of the signature after when the nation has been bombed by nuclear weaponry. But that’s another chapter that doesn’t fit in here but under the U.S. History Series.
So, to be more precise. I have been demoted to Air Force Head General and Elitesof has been transferred to Air Force as a Warlord. Fuck. Oberst543 joins us as a Marshal. Hurray – someone that I can get along with, regardless of ranks or not. I’m afraid that my demotion and HIS “promotion” (in relation to my demotion) is stronger than my happy greetings passed on toward Oberst543.
You know what we need to do: get the CFP up as quickly as possible! Furbur27 has posted a poll with 19 eligible congressmen. I wish for all of you to vote Ziehen and not Elitesof. Hell, I’d prefer it if you’d vote anyone EXCEPT Elitesof. That’s all for now.
Live long and prosper. And please join the CFP immediately if you don’t wish to receive any brain damage from this chaos.
Sincerely,
Ziehen, apparent Air Force Head General
“I lost my authority, but not my honor and passion in serving you for the best success as a whole group/branch.”
Dear Air Force members,
As I recall from about a month ago, you all joined the CFP (unofficial or not). Well, now it’s time to get the passion for opposition party going again! Because I am officially re-opening the CFP and you are all invited?
What: CFP Party Invitation
When? ASAP!
Where? Click here!
Why? Because this is your army: you need them, but right now they need you MORE!
How? By joining the CFP!
Thank you for your attention.
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Air Force Warlord, Vote Dj ’til the bitter end!
Dear Air Force members,
I am, of course, only your Leader right now (remember that the campaign was fused with Dj’s but considered “dead”; just like company A getting bought by company B). However, if we win the election – and oh, we will! – you will see a new leader coming in. His name? Elitesof. We all know him as the FGR founder and former leader and a veteran with a long history. I think he has been active longer than me! And I’ve been here more than two full years!
So you see, to anyone who doubts my successor’s experience, they need a reality check and just smarten up. He has the leadership experience also and boy, he can sustain the recovery process of the Air Force. In fact, I believe our monthly hits will be at least as high as February’s: 610. We are currently at 505. That’s more than March, April, May, and June combined! Good job, Air Force!
The designated hand-over will occur on Wednesday, 12 August, 2009, when the presidential term ends.
Sincerely,
Ziehen, Air Force Warlord, Vote DJ!
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