Campaign Suspended

Dear Air Force and CFP members,

due to the unrest that has been provided by unfair privileges granted to Furbur27 by the authorities, I have offered a merger with my closest “partner” of all opponents: Djgtjvgyhxgy. He openly stated that he would support me as leader; that truly takes humility and human touch from a politican. No, Dj, if I may abbreviate his name due to the good terms of the friendship, is not a politican: he is a true human-being who does not let his mind be brainwashed by the lust for power. I dare say that he may be the first leader-in-the-making to NOT use propaganda or cold-blooded attacks against his opponents. I’m afraid that I’ve been crouching there for minutes just to point out mistakes by my opponents and shout it out at the top of my typing skills. Everyone has done this to everyone; except Dj.

Let’s get down to the point. I AM HEREBY TEMPORARILY SUSPENDING MY CAMPAIGN TO AWAIT THE REACTION OF DJ TO MY MERGER OFFER. IF IT IS SUCCESSFUL, THEN I SHALL CEASE MY CAMPAIGN AND RESIGN FROM THE CANDIDACY THAT I HAD STATED EARLIER.

I deeply apologize to all supporters but urge them to support Dj, Fiasco121, and myself – but mainly Dj – in the future until the election day finally comes. Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerel,y

Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force, Presidential candidate – suspended campaign

9,000 Hits, A Year Ago

Dear Airforce members,

we have finally reached a new mark in hits – 9,000! IT’S OVER NINE THOUSANNDDD! Just kidding – until YOU have viewed this for a complete minute. The last we celebrated a new thousands mark was in March. March 14th was the last date that a post was published before the unfortunate three-and-a-half month death of the site. We basically achieved a thousand hits in three weeks! CONGRATULATIONS!

Now on to the second part of the post: a year ago. What was a year ago, exactly to the date? 25 July, 2008… do the historians remember? Of course not, those damn biased bastards. On 25 July, 2008 the polls closed and I stood there, having gotten 40% of the 650 votes, as the winner. My closest rival, John Borne, only scored 30%. Imagine: 10% lead over the second-best! Well, that was then. Times have changed, so has the responsibility of the citizen to stay loyal. Am I calling everyone a traitor? No! I’m just calling them a politican-citizen. What? That’s right, a politican-citizen. Instead of getting abused in financial and social ways by their politicans, they do the opposite – they betray the politicans they once used to support. All those 260+ supporters a year ago are mostly gone. Oh well.

“Honesty is such a lonely word. Everyone is so untrue.”

- Billy Joel, “Honesty”, 1979, (Is an American; for those are limited to American beliefs, rather than globalization)