Air Force News [Ranks]

Dear Air Force members,

[insert valid rank here] Furbur27 has updated the entire top half of the Ranks of the Federation. Yes, I am a Warlord of the Air Force now, but I am not happy. First, I am not the Federal Marshal of the Air Force (or an equal rank) as promised. Second, I now have to share the powers with someone else. And third, the entire superiors want to be administrators on here (except for Kyle, Tucker and Bleu, everyone has requested thus far). Do the math: that’s eight f****** (pardon the profanity) administrators! Now let me tell you that being removed from administrator by another one of those seven administrators is not that unlikely; it has happened multiple times on multiple different sites with far fewer administrators. I kindly but demandingly OBJECT to the absurd request / quasi-order.

Fourth, Furbur27 did NOT grant us any “Used Car Salesmen” (or the equivalent of a Head General for those, like me, who do not understand this code of Kindergarten slang). According to the ranks, we only have two soldiers. The ranks page is unofficially out-of-date, and we can only anticipate from “Used Car Salesmen” down who belongs in which branch, as they are not colour coded. Pity.

I, however, still claim complete and individual top rank authority over this branch. After all, he [Furbur27] did promise to make MY rank title official to mark my return.

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In CFP News, multiple supporters of the Party has deceived me and are now candidating themselves. I can only extend my deepest feelings of profanity, frustration, and fundamentalist-religious cursing into the underworld onto them. This migration from loyalty to treason-in-the-spotlight brings out count of candidates to at least SIX.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force [alias Warlord-in-Charge of the Air Force], Vote Ziehen / CFP August ‘09!