Designated Hand-Over Concerning the Air Force

Dear Air Force members,

I am, of course, only your Leader right now (remember that the campaign was fused with Dj’s but considered “dead”; just like company A getting bought by company B). However, if we win the election – and oh, we will! – you will see a new leader coming in. His name? Elitesof. We all know him as the FGR founder and former leader and a veteran with a long history. I think he has been active longer than me! And I’ve been here more than two full years!

So you see, to anyone who doubts my successor’s experience, they need a reality check and just smarten up. He has the leadership experience also and boy, he can sustain the recovery process of the Air Force. In fact, I believe our monthly hits will be at least as high as February’s: 610. We are currently at 505. That’s more than March, April, May, and June combined! Good job, Air Force!

The designated hand-over will occur on Wednesday, 12 August, 2009, when the presidential term ends.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Air Force Warlord, Vote DJ!

Official Resignation from Campaign

EDIT: SOME OF YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. YOU THOUGHT I’D DROP OUT OF THE RACE; WRONG! I AM STILL RUNNING, BUT TOGETHER WITH DJ AND FIASCO121. WHEN THE POLLS CLOSE, OUR VOTES WILL BE TALLIED TOGETHER – LIKE A GRAND COALITION.

Dear Air Force and CFP members,

what I am about to announce was not an easy decision for myself. We set goals, we already accomplished a lot of them from the list, but it – the fact – was getting more inevitable by the minute: we couldn’t win this election by ourselves. My good partner, Dj, was already leading the polls. Looking at his character, which was more human than any politican I’ve ever seen, he deserved to be. I am consequent with my actions. I stated yesterday that my campaign be suspended until I would receive a reply from Dj. He accepted the offer, I am an administrator on the campaign site like all other bloggers there, and so the dice has fallen. I AM MERGING WITH DJ’S CAMPAIGN. I LOSE MY “SOVEREIGNITY”, BUT I AM STILL IN THE ELECTIONS. VOTE DJ, FIASCO121 OR ME!

I call upon all Air Force and CFP members to not hesitate and immediately support Dj, Fiasco, and myself. It’s important that we gather as many members into the tri-force because Furbur already has support from the General Staff. But we have more people: normal citizens and loyal non-commissioned officers. But this is a democracy and everyone’s voice shall be heard. We represent the plain citizen of this Federation and we will win above all others who stand against this Campaign of Three!

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force, Vote Dj for RPF Leader August ‘09!

Visit http://djforrpfleader09.wordpress.com/ for more information!

Campaign Suspended

Dear Air Force and CFP members,

due to the unrest that has been provided by unfair privileges granted to Furbur27 by the authorities, I have offered a merger with my closest “partner” of all opponents: Djgtjvgyhxgy. He openly stated that he would support me as leader; that truly takes humility and human touch from a politican. No, Dj, if I may abbreviate his name due to the good terms of the friendship, is not a politican: he is a true human-being who does not let his mind be brainwashed by the lust for power. I dare say that he may be the first leader-in-the-making to NOT use propaganda or cold-blooded attacks against his opponents. I’m afraid that I’ve been crouching there for minutes just to point out mistakes by my opponents and shout it out at the top of my typing skills. Everyone has done this to everyone; except Dj.

Let’s get down to the point. I AM HEREBY TEMPORARILY SUSPENDING MY CAMPAIGN TO AWAIT THE REACTION OF DJ TO MY MERGER OFFER. IF IT IS SUCCESSFUL, THEN I SHALL CEASE MY CAMPAIGN AND RESIGN FROM THE CANDIDACY THAT I HAD STATED EARLIER.

I deeply apologize to all supporters but urge them to support Dj, Fiasco121, and myself – but mainly Dj – in the future until the election day finally comes. Thank you for your understanding.

Sincerel,y

Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force, Presidential candidate – suspended campaign

9,000 Hits, A Year Ago

Dear Airforce members,

we have finally reached a new mark in hits – 9,000! IT’S OVER NINE THOUSANNDDD! Just kidding – until YOU have viewed this for a complete minute. The last we celebrated a new thousands mark was in March. March 14th was the last date that a post was published before the unfortunate three-and-a-half month death of the site. We basically achieved a thousand hits in three weeks! CONGRATULATIONS!

Now on to the second part of the post: a year ago. What was a year ago, exactly to the date? 25 July, 2008… do the historians remember? Of course not, those damn biased bastards. On 25 July, 2008 the polls closed and I stood there, having gotten 40% of the 650 votes, as the winner. My closest rival, John Borne, only scored 30%. Imagine: 10% lead over the second-best! Well, that was then. Times have changed, so has the responsibility of the citizen to stay loyal. Am I calling everyone a traitor? No! I’m just calling them a politican-citizen. What? That’s right, a politican-citizen. Instead of getting abused in financial and social ways by their politicans, they do the opposite – they betray the politicans they once used to support. All those 260+ supporters a year ago are mostly gone. Oh well.

“Honesty is such a lonely word. Everyone is so untrue.”

- Billy Joel, “Honesty”, 1979, (Is an American; for those are limited to American beliefs, rather than globalization)

About the Chat

Dear Air Force members,

I wish to get the chat going again. Here is the link: http://xat.com/RPF_Air_Force This link is also found on the chat page along with the main RPF chat link (in case you weren’t aware of it or even forgot). I need to assign owners and moderators. Please visit the chat and leave ONE MESSAGE ON MAIN MESSAGE. If every active member does this, all their names will remain in the visitor list after they logged off. Then I’ll know who is active and next time when I see them online (given they’re on my buddy list), I can moderate or even owner them. All clear to you? Great!

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force (Warlord-in-Charge), presidential candidate/CFP Chairman, Vote Ziehen Aug. ‘09!

PS: I added Vice-Chairman and presidential advisor Casiusbrutus to the blogger list.

“Alex N., report to the administrator please. Alex N. to the administrator. Thank You.”

News this Week

Dear Air Force members,

I present to you: “News this Week”. In news this week: nothing! Or at least such a quantity, that if it were to be rounded to the nearest WHOLE number, it would be rounded DOWN to ZERO! And because we present news on a “rounding to decent number place” basis, there are no headlines today.

Oh wait! There is news; but of course not concerning the internal affairs directly. They rather presented external news on the RPF site. Army rankings… hey look, it actually mentions RPF in news for once! But it’s bad news, as we are placed seventh in army rankings (I’m assuming “size”), along with the UMA and WW. We also had a better-than-horrible Practice Battle outcome against WW, i.e. fifteen people. But I don’t get “Now dark blue”, as Fiasco wrote. Are we dark blue now? No idea what he wants us to interprete from those three words.

Well, that’s all I can think of right now. I too haven’t posted at regular intervals because there just isn’t anything to post. Remember that I don’t make the news; most of the time the news comes from the RPF Headquarters, alias Main Site.

The election is coming ever closer. Stay excited and loyal to the party!

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force (Warlord-in-Charge), Presidential candidate/CFP Chairman, Vote Ziehen Aug. ‘09!

Ranks Proposal

Many people have been holding serious and well-composed discussions about the new ranks structure they would use, were they to be elected. There are four main groups:

1. The “old” Commando ranks of 2007/08
2. The new ranks (see present)
3. A mix of both (Furbur27)
4. The ranks known to the world as the “serious” or “real” ranks)

For future reference, I clearly believe in point 4. Thus my ranks could be categorized as “CAT IV” ranks, were my index to be used. And because every country is different, here the NATO Code, written before each rank, a code recognized by more than a dozen nations’ militaries for reference (including YOUR and MINE). It’s in the internet if you’re interested. THE STAR COUNT NEXT TO THE RANK NEVER CHANGES UNLESS PROMOTED AND IS ONLY FOR COMMISSIONED OFFICERS. It’s basically the insignia (shoulder stripes/stars). But onto the ranks:

* = In all nations, the Commander-in-Chief is NOT listed in the Army ranks. Since I did, however, I invented the code “MA-3″, “MA-2″ and “MA-1″, as “OF-10″ is the highest for an officer who is physically enlisted IN the Army. MA-3, of course, is the President.

** = The General-Colonel was a rank in Imperial Germany for those not qualified for Field Marshal (due to prejudice). In this system, however, it is the equivalent of a Head General (where ONE Warlord is the Branch Leader). The Branch Leader here is the Grand Marshal of the _____.

*** = Specialist is the equivalent of a Corporal, but for a “special divison”. When promoted from this rank, the soldier leaves the Army as such and joins the hierarchial system of the special divison; ranks are very likely to work differently. General-Colonel is the highest rank a specialist can reach.

Chief of the General Staff

***** MA-3* FEDERAL MARSHAL IN-CHIEF –

Senior Staff Generals

**** MA-2 Federal Marshal –

Staff Generals

*** MA-1 Grand Marshal of the _______[Branch name] –

** OF-10 Field Marshal of the ________[Branch name] -

* OF-9-2** General-Colonel –

General Officers

**** OF-9 General –

*** OF-8 Lieutenant General –

** OF-7 Major General

* OF-6 Brigadier General –

Senior Officers

*** OF-5 Colonel –

** OF-4 Lieutenant Colonel –

* OF-3 Major –

Junior Officers

*** OF-2 Captain –

** OF-1 First Lieutenant –

* OF-1 Second Lieutenant –

Non-Commissioned Staff Officers

OR-9 Sergeant Major –

OR-8 First Sergeant –

OR-7 Sergeant First Class –

OR-6 Staff Sergeant –

OR-5 Sergeant –

Non-Commissioned Officers

OR-4 Corporal –

OR-4*** Specialist –

OR-3 Private First Class –

OR-2 Private  –

OR- 1 Private (no insignia) –

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An Analogy with a year ago:

MA-3 = Leader

MA-2 = Head Warlord

MA-1 = Warlord (Branch Leader; only ONE)

OF-10 = Head General

OF-9-2 = Marshal (remember from Kg time?)

Below = all the same as rank name indicates.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Warlord of the Air Force, Presidential candidate/Chairman CFP, Vote Ziehen Aug. ‘09!

To Whom It May Concern

Dear Air Force members,

To Whom It May Concern

The Air Force Site has now been officially interfused with the Conservative Federalist Party Site. The change occured about twenty-eight hours ago (yesterday while all of you Westeners should have been sleeping). I have granted myself permission as dual administrator for this change.

Oh, and to my dearest Warlord colleague: if you don’t start getting active and actually visiting/commenting the site and chat (I monitor my blog statistics) the probability of you gaining authorship becomes even slimmer.  Same for those “superiors” de facto that piss me off a lot. Not going to happen. What’s that? I don’t get promoted if I don’t do as you say? Well it wouldn’t do me any good the other way around, either. I’d be Smithers, and you Mr. Burns; an even more sadistic Mr. Burns. Shame.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force (Warlord-in-Charge of the Air Force), Presidential candidate and Chairman of the CFP, Vote Ziehen Aug. ‘09!

Air Force News [Ranks]

Dear Air Force members,

[insert valid rank here] Furbur27 has updated the entire top half of the Ranks of the Federation. Yes, I am a Warlord of the Air Force now, but I am not happy. First, I am not the Federal Marshal of the Air Force (or an equal rank) as promised. Second, I now have to share the powers with someone else. And third, the entire superiors want to be administrators on here (except for Kyle, Tucker and Bleu, everyone has requested thus far). Do the math: that’s eight f****** (pardon the profanity) administrators! Now let me tell you that being removed from administrator by another one of those seven administrators is not that unlikely; it has happened multiple times on multiple different sites with far fewer administrators. I kindly but demandingly OBJECT to the absurd request / quasi-order.

Fourth, Furbur27 did NOT grant us any “Used Car Salesmen” (or the equivalent of a Head General for those, like me, who do not understand this code of Kindergarten slang). According to the ranks, we only have two soldiers. The ranks page is unofficially out-of-date, and we can only anticipate from “Used Car Salesmen” down who belongs in which branch, as they are not colour coded. Pity.

I, however, still claim complete and individual top rank authority over this branch. After all, he [Furbur27] did promise to make MY rank title official to mark my return.

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In CFP News, multiple supporters of the Party has deceived me and are now candidating themselves. I can only extend my deepest feelings of profanity, frustration, and fundamentalist-religious cursing into the underworld onto them. This migration from loyalty to treason-in-the-spotlight brings out count of candidates to at least SIX.

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force [alias Warlord-in-Charge of the Air Force], Vote Ziehen / CFP August ‘09!

Active Count

Dear Air Force members,

as the Federal Marshal of the Air Force, I am required to do weekly active counts, inventory, etc. (basically the stuff where we’d shut down for days, but hey, this is quasi shut down, and since I’m ambitious, we will instead continue our recovery process!)… All Air Force members, please comment below for the count. Anyone who does not respond within one week of this post is, unfortunately, discharged of service until they show their faces again (in case you were MIA during that jungle mission… shower first for god’s sake!).

Sincerely,

Ziehen, Federal Marshal of the Air Force; Presidential candidate of the Conservative Federalist Party – Vote Ziehen Aug. ‘09!

P.S.: I am counting on all of you to support the CFP during the election so that the Air Force will receive better support once I am elected!