Fwd: “USRPF Speaker suspended from RPF chat!”

- Headline News: Thursday, 22 January, 2009; 5:00 p.m. PT Edition -

USRPF Speaker of House Ziehen was banned by USRPF (”Head”) Judge of the Supreme Court at 4:57 p.m. PT today. The ban occured on the RPF chat by Kyle Cease, who is Main Owner on the chat. The ban occured after Kyle Cease accused Ziehen of being “… FUCKING ANNOYING!” which has the effect that “… we are facing a problem … Ziehen is being a jerk” in the public amongst USRPF citizens. While everyone was waiting for a reponse (Kyle Cease was even spotted saying “… and here comes, his response…” That reponse was no more than: “That is your opinion; not a declarative statement.” Although Ziehen is banned for one hour, the expiration time of this controversial ban is uncertain. Kyle Cease called himself “indifferent” to Omega39, stating that he has the identical authority and position in USRPF government to the Vice-President; however, the Vice-President is not considered a “Head of government branch”, while the Speaker is (Head of Legislative Branch, according to a federal constitutional republic government system). Such a government system is indigenous to the United States of America. (The four “key government officials” are: President, Vice-President, Speaker, and “Chief of Justice”). We are currently waiting for a pending statement from the Speaker himself to this conflict. However, Naruto721, a RPF Lieutenant had this immediate reaction: “WTF!!!! WHY (WAS) ZIEHEN BANNED(!)”.

It was decided earlier, without congress or executive agreement, that Emperor Josh be suspended for a week due to “abusing power”. [needs evidence and citation...] This is clearly against any laws of any type of a “Representative Democracy” as this decisions was made by two people alone, who are not even entitled to decide this alone; the Chief of Justice, Kyle Cease, and the Head Warlord, Gir, who is now not Vice-President pro tempore anymore due to Furbur27’s return to office earlier today.

Yesterday, the members of “The Alliance” declared the server limit for any member nation of the council to be twelve. The USRPF currently has 11 2/3 according to President Commando717 (see his Presidential post).

RPF Airforce Warlord Worky agreed with Ziehen that he may “manage the blog” like he already has for almost a week now. This is not a surprise as Ziehen has already updated the sidebar, several pages, restored the “ranks” page, and updated any users on the Airforce’s blog.

Have a great evening everyone!

The RPFTV Crew!

Disclamer: Only parts of this post are written by Ziehen himself; others were written by contributors of the Television Station. The CEO’s account was only to be used to “submit news” when no one from that news team is an author on this blog.