Fwd: “USRPF Speaker suspended from RPF chat!”

22 01 2009

- Headline News: Thursday, 22 January, 2009; 5:00 p.m. PT Edition -

USRPF Speaker of House Ziehen was banned by USRPF (”Head”) Judge of the Supreme Court at 4:57 p.m. PT today. The ban occured on the RPF chat by Kyle Cease, who is Main Owner on the chat. The ban occured after Kyle Cease accused Ziehen of being “… FUCKING ANNOYING!” which has the effect that “… we are facing a problem … Ziehen is being a jerk” in the public amongst USRPF citizens. While everyone was waiting for a reponse (Kyle Cease was even spotted saying “… and here comes, his response…” That reponse was no more than: “That is your opinion; not a declarative statement.” Although Ziehen is banned for one hour, the expiration time of this controversial ban is uncertain. Kyle Cease called himself “indifferent” to Omega39, stating that he has the identical authority and position in USRPF government to the Vice-President; however, the Vice-President is not considered a “Head of government branch”, while the Speaker is (Head of Legislative Branch, according to a federal constitutional republic government system). Such a government system is indigenous to the United States of America. (The four “key government officials” are: President, Vice-President, Speaker, and “Chief of Justice”). We are currently waiting for a pending statement from the Speaker himself to this conflict. However, Naruto721, a RPF Lieutenant had this immediate reaction: “WTF!!!! WHY (WAS) ZIEHEN BANNED(!)”.

It was decided earlier, without congress or executive agreement, that Emperor Josh be suspended for a week due to “abusing power”. [needs evidence and citation...] This is clearly against any laws of any type of a “Representative Democracy” as this decisions was made by two people alone, who are not even entitled to decide this alone; the Chief of Justice, Kyle Cease, and the Head Warlord, Gir, who is now not Vice-President pro tempore anymore due to Furbur27’s return to office earlier today.

Yesterday, the members of “The Alliance” declared the server limit for any member nation of the council to be twelve. The USRPF currently has 11 2/3 according to President Commando717 (see his Presidential post).

RPF Airforce Warlord Worky agreed with Ziehen that he may “manage the blog” like he already has for almost a week now. This is not a surprise as Ziehen has already updated the sidebar, several pages, restored the “ranks” page, and updated any users on the Airforce’s blog.

Have a great evening everyone!

The RPFTV Crew!

Disclamer: Only parts of this post are written by Ziehen himself; others were written by contributors of the Television Station. The CEO’s account was only to be used to “submit news” when no one from that news team is an author on this blog.





Ranks Page – Revived and Up-To-Date!

22 01 2009

Hello Airforce Members,

I have some very pleasant news! I have taken the time to do another task out of the fields of expectations given to me, which correspond to my position as USRPF Speaker of House, and RPF Ambassador. This task is namely the ranks page! It is fully “revived” and also updated to the best of one’s ability – one being who reads the ranks page of the RPF blog daily.

Other News:

The RPF and other members of the “Alliance” have concured to creating a server limit of precisely 12 for any member nations of their council. The USRPF currently has 11 2/3 servers.

Governor elections are still under way! Here some results:

The Governor Of Toboggan Is Emporer Josh! Congratulations!

The Governor Of Yeti Is Alex. N! Congratulations!

The Governor Of Vanilla Is Wasabiix! Congratulations!

And the polls for the next elections:

Governor Vote For Tundra

Vote For The Governor Of Tundra
Spongebob007 (First Governor Of Tundra, RPF Air Force Major)
Neilsenkc (RPF Marine Head General)

<a href=”http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1297989/”>View Poll</a>
Governor Vote For Polar

Vote For The Governor Of Polar
November83 (RPF Military Staff Sergeant)
Naruto721 (RPF Military Lieutenant)

<a href=”http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1298020/”>View Poll</a>Happy voting! Polls close Saturday!

That’s all for now, airmen!

Sincerely,

Ziehen, RPF Airforce Blog Owner (apparentely goes into the ranks category in which Kyle’s rank is too…) and Blog Manager